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Here's how we do it. First, we generate a fresh pseudorandom integer,just for you. Then we use your integer to encrypt a copyrighted haiku,thereby transforming your integer into a circumvention device capableof decrypting the haiku without your permission. We then give you allof our rights to decrypt the haiku using your integer. The DMCA doesthe rest.